susemoji:

good morning everyone, my nipple is itchy

sexpectinq:

new school year
new alcohol 

sexpectinq:

new school year

new alcohol 

THIS IS NOT THE PUSSY YOU’RE LOOKING FOR

THIS IS NOT THE PUSSY YOU’RE LOOKING FOR

DANIEL TOSH TRYING TO LOOK LIKE ME!

DANIEL TOSH TRYING TO LOOK LIKE ME!

PUSH UPS!

PUSH UPS!

Uh…maybe it’s the making of video?

Uh…maybe it’s the making of video?

Did someone make that sign? It seems to specific to be something that’s for sale. I love it

Did someone make that sign? It seems to specific to be something that’s for sale. I love it

TERROR KITTEN IS PLOTTING

TERROR KITTEN IS PLOTTING

NANCY, I TOLD YOU I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK BY 9!

NANCY, I TOLD YOU I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK BY 9!