I MADE JOKES ABOUT IMPEACHING OBAMA YEARS AGO

http://t.co/Mm6dSZWNVm and http://t.co/ByarbX1nBo I imPREACH about #ImpeachObama

DRAW A CARICATURE OF ME AND SUBMIT

Please?!

Aside from predicting the 2008 Wall Street fuck-up, predicting a cheese sandwich being called the MeltDown, among many other prognostications, Carlin was the original inventor of The Purge.
Actually, the film franchise is just a combination of “A Clockwork Orange”, horror film “The Strangers”, and the game BioShock.

But here (in full) is Carlin’s original satirical proposal from his book “Brain Droppings”

Evidently I was always trying to give speeches even when it was uncalled for and I wasn’t invited

Guess I was ALWAYS making funny faces and poses.

TBT moi: Straight hair, non-fat badass

This is not the kind of parasitic or synergistic relationship covered in science textbooks.

This is not the kind of parasitic or synergistic relationship covered in science textbooks.

Placation on vacation. If placation is a word, and why wouldn’t it be?!

Placation on vacation. If placation is a word, and why wouldn’t it be?!

…he has plans for you. He is: Cat burglar!

…he has plans for you. He is: Cat burglar!